jar

What shouldn't be shoved into your rectum.

Have you seen 1 man 1 jar the jar breaks in his ass!

by Prostate Exam June 26, 2014

jars my liver

When I was growing up this was a popular phrase in my neighborhood which actually had dual meanings. The first was to annoy or bother someone deliberately, for example, sibling interactions. The second definition was to be physically shaken up. It can also be modified in various ways to suit the situation including jar, jarring, or jarred.

Child: Johnny took my action figure!
Mother: John! Stop jarring his liver!

Friend 1: Do you want to go on the roller coaster?

Friend 2: No thanks, that ride really jars my liver.

by phillyphemale78 October 20, 2020

Jarring

Stressed

Too much work to do I’m jarring

by Latina1996 November 6, 2018

wild jars

Wild jars.....

ok....

GOOD GOD LOOK AT THOSE WILD JARS!!!!

by OH GOD HELP ME May 23, 2018

Dirty Jarred

Super gay guy who is also a hipster and loves ugly small cocks.

“Did you see Dirty Jarred on the weekend? “
“Yeah he was trying to suck André’s cock again.”

by Uncle Daddie May 3, 2020

Jarred

smallest penis around , Can crank in Fortnite , has boat , 2014 Honda civic , suck a Njoy pod down in a hour , can get you a pizza delivered in 30 mins or less , can build a pc , dates girls and turns them fully lesbian after ( i count 4 ) , has a cat , owns fish , plays baseball and basketball , actually turns out he can read and he's not from the vine , accidentally got 2 fucking r's .

good person doesn't shoot any places up

ayo that that nigga named jarred

by madszerox December 14, 2021

Jar Jar Blinks

It’s two jars whom blink.

Person 1: Hey did you see jar jar blinks
Person 2: Yeah omg!

by Um, ok. April 4, 2018