Itching my threshold

To itch ones threshold.
To itch ones genitalia.
When someones balls are itching this term is used to make a public statement that you are going to or are currently are itching them.

Comes from the totally awesome soundtrack of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World in the song "threshold" (played by the fictional band sex bob-omb originally written by Beck) at the part in the end when the lyrics go "reaching my threshold" but the word "reaching" is commonly mistaken for "itching"

"maaan my threshold is REALLY itching"

dude 1: right so in 1777 george washington-
dude 2:DUDE!!! what are you doing??
dude 1:WHAT?? im itching my threshold!

by Guy who misses california March 22, 2011

itchen abbas

Rare Slang. The bottom, Rear, Deriere, Posterior

I fell out of the tree straight on my itchen abbas.

by s1ni5t3r June 16, 2011

itchy salsa

when you poop and dont wipe good enough, after effects 'itchy salsa'

Chandler exited the bathroom with an upset face, then proclaimed "we ran out of toilet paper, now i have itchy salsa!"

by burgerlurker February 10, 2015

itchin and bitchin

Generalized as an incident in which a male uncontrollably scratches his balls/nuts and his wife and or girlfriend (sometimes mother) begins a bitch fit over it

Last night Itchin and bitchin occurred yet again. Ain't gna stop me from relieving myself though.

by Shutdafaqupcharles February 21, 2015

itch and sniff

when someone itches themselves in their genitals then is curious of what it smells like so you smell your fingers afterwards

oh my lord!! i just saw Julia itch her vagina then smell her fingers!! we should call her itch and sniff

by yung savage grl February 17, 2018

Itchb

Pig latin for bitch
Pronounced itch-buh

Lauren is such a itchb

by sadbish March 1, 2019

Itchy-Tuckey

When a transgender female (biological male) gets an itchy rash on her/his genitalia due to tucking her/his genitalia between her/his legs for too long.

Buffalo Bill had a bad case of the itchy-tuckey.

by TBone Capone 1776 August 5, 2020