russian jogger

1st- you pay a Russian hooker 550 dollars to stomp on your balls is a jogging motion for five hours.
2nd- that one white jogger who is jogging in a snow storm in a t-shirt and shorts and a bottle of water that is actually filled with vodka.

I got a awesome Russian jogger last night for 550 dollars.

I saw a dumb ass Russian jogger in the snow storm last week.

by Burningxpubes December 12, 2016

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Russian Dumpling

The Dutch Oven's older brother; a Russian Dumpling is completed by surprising your bedmate with a nice, fresh, poo-poo under the covers.

Karen: Justin and I broke up.
Samantha: Oh, no, what happened?
Karen: Another Russian Dumpling.
Samantha: Ahh, good for you, girl. Three strikes, he's out.

by Dr. Gary Mustard September 06, 2017

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russian toad

An insult for a pathetic person

"Shut the fuck up, you Russian Toad"

by The Abe Lincoln February 05, 2017

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Russian rinse

Sometimes seen spelled "Rush n Rinse", is when a man is about to have sex with someone, but he has recently had sex with another woman and his wedding tackle still smells like this other woman; the man must find a bathroom and wash his junk in the sink.

I was on the way home from a girls house when another girl called and wanted me to stop by so I had to give it the Russian Rinse in the convenience store bathroom before I got to her place.

by Kingston Soze September 24, 2017

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Russian bombsquad

When a group of Russian females split into two attack opp teams while one team bites on your testicles until there raw while the second pegs you in the ass.

Hey mike drop your pants, and take this Russian bombsquad.

by Peter the impaler;) December 17, 2020

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