thick friends

thick friends
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thick footed

To be thick footed is when you are so stubborn or indecisive.
"Why does he always have to be thick footed with me?"
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good thick

(This applies to girls, I am a girl and I know how it’s like. I’m not sure what a male equivalent of it would be)

There is a stark difference between “damnnn she thick” and “go gym”, and that’s— body shape. See, two women could have a very similar, almost exact amount of body fat, but it’s the shape of their bodies that draws the line between attractive and mid/unattractive.

Let’s say Woman A has around 30% body fat, and has an hourglass body shape. Her hips, thighs, and chest are accentuated and she’s lucky because her body falls into one of the few types that people deem attractive, the true thick.

Woman B also has around 30% body fat, but she has a rectangle body shape (so do I!) and the fat collects in the form of her body, so nothing like her hips and thighs or whatever are accentuated, and will leave her looking like a cereal box. Unfortunately, no one will find this body attractive, and it hurts to have gone through that..

Some people who try to silence the undesirable girls with pity try to blur this difference, but it does not work, neither on paper nor in real life. You can try to rope both of the instances of Woman A and B into “thick/chubby” and label it all a good thing, but no. A is attractive, B is not. So now there have to be new terms: “good thick” (as seen in A) and “fat/bad thick” (as seen in B). Thanks a lot Pity Patrons.
Pity patron: nooooo don’t say that!! I saw your selfie in the server, youre thick and some people find that attractive!! youll find someone

Ugly girl: no, stop.. there’s a difference. There’s good thick, like that girl who posted right after I did, and then bad thick like me, there’s a difference

Pity patron: *observes the great difference* yea actually never mind LMAOAOAOOAOA
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Thick Smack

Thick smack is a thing in November is where guys or girls can slap a thick ass
Boy: It's thick smack

Girl: fuck.
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Thick as a pig

The girls got curves she’s truly thick like a pig
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has no brain and is thick

logan has no brain and is thick
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Thick white line

A sexual endeavor involving one person snorting a line of their partner’s genital fluids, typically semen.
“Yo Stacy, what’s that white stuff on your top lip?”
“Oh, me and Glenn tried the thick white line last night.”
by TheSemenStomper November 28, 2024
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