by 203628 April 02, 2011
Gloryholing through a mailbox slot.
Guy 1: So you get yo dick sucked last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, but i didn't feel like looking at her face so I junk mailed her.
Guy 2: Yeah, but i didn't feel like looking at her face so I junk mailed her.
by JV25 April 02, 2011
This the term for communications sent via email or text while under the influence of ale or other alcoholic beverages. They are typically not a good or even okay idea and lead to negative outcomes.
Barry was despondent when he awoke terribly hungover and read the response from Linda ending their relationship. He knew he should not have sent that ale mail last night, but he did anyway cause he a drunk ass with huge insecurities.
by von groovy October 12, 2024
(verb) synonymous with reject -- to force an unwanted call to your voice mail. Typically used in the past tense, since the person having the action performed on him/her is unaware until the v-mailing occurs. While getting sent to vmail can occur for good reason i.e. person being called is in class/at work or talking with someone else, it tends to create feelings of woe regardless.
"Man, I stared at my phone for an hour wanting to call that girl, and when I finally pressed send, she fuckin' v-mailed my ass!"
"Dude, don't feel bad about v-mailing that punk. Now he's got a limited time to convince you to call his ass back."
"Dude, don't feel bad about v-mailing that punk. Now he's got a limited time to convince you to call his ass back."
by een October 03, 2007
When he won the match against his opponent who is twice as strong as he is, he literally got a stream mail. He got busy all day replying to the emails.
by uttam maharjan October 12, 2011
When you arrive at a friend's or associates house but there not home so you masterbate in the postbox to let them know someone had called while they were gone
by Private A.M. Bulance January 09, 2025
Orange Mail occurs when a person with Orange Skin tries to black mail you into doing something for them
by 1Shot Duke February 01, 2025