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englishman after 3 pints:I,m full.
Welshman:Yea full of FUCKING SHIT!
by sionimaesyrhandir July 3, 2008
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Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.

Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.

Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!
by DarthKieduss February 28, 2014
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A type of human body waste that comes out of your asshole and it stared in 2 girls 1 cup a very gross video that you should never see in your life!
Hey bro I just shit on my grandma and now she raped my dog.
by Family123guy00 June 10, 2014
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Can be used as a name for any drug.
Usually used when in a place where people might be listening to other peoples' conversations, and they don't want to get caught.
I got us some good shit for tonight. We're gonna be sooo blazed!
by Sam-I-Ami August 21, 2008
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shit is of course poop enough said but shit i also general things or you could be telling people to eat shit suck shit shitty job shitty place shitty house anything that is shitty makes it worse
my salad is ruined because a bird shit in it.
by ibeaperson July 10, 2010
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A word you use when you can't remember the name of something else.

Also a term for "stuff".
by kougazluvr May 21, 2009
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Them: I have to take a shit.

You: Don't you mean you have to take a poop.
by thegoodzz July 5, 2010
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