When you’re jamming with your mates and create a number one selling single about getting your dick stuck in a jar
“I got my dick in a jar, while I’m driving my car, and I couldn’t go far because my dicks in the jar”
by Waldpflanze April 05, 2021
by Ellienymt December 08, 2022
lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex
Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!
by MAYONNAISE RUBBER 69 June 01, 2018
A smash hit made by the South Korean girl group Red Velvet. Could be interpreted as a song about relaxing and forgetting about the stresses of life by enjoying a sweet treat ie a cookie. #Cookie Jar is used in the same way as #TBT in reference to just enjoying life NOT FISTING
by BeamMeTheFUCKupScotty August 01, 2022
A jar (typically a mason jar) used to store urine. Mainly used in the middle of the night when one is too lazy to go all the way to the bathroom. Or for when that one pussy is too afraid to go to the bathroom after a scary movie.
Person1: “Dude, I gotta pee but I don’t wanna walk to the bathroom.”
Person2: “Just use the pee jar, bruh.”
Person2: “Just use the pee jar, bruh.”
by Daddy Dimadome August 21, 2020
Someone: "I like eating mayonnaise out of the jar."
Marina: "who are you, pearl?"
Someone: "Yes" *takes off disguise*
Pearl: "you fool! It's me!"
Marina: ":0"
Marina: "who are you, pearl?"
Someone: "Yes" *takes off disguise*
Pearl: "you fool! It's me!"
Marina: ":0"
by mlgdoge_12343 April 28, 2024
dumb person: you are so stupid
smart person: omg shut up you fucking shank jar
dumb person: what did you just call me
smart person: omg shut up you fucking shank jar
dumb person: what did you just call me
by lkimbs October 11, 2017