by SolarAgate August 12, 2007

When a regular McDonald's Chicken Nugget starts to go wrong. It starts humping the shit out of your leg, and starts making noises too. It starts to yell very loudly and cums all over your chest. It's cum is a mixture of feces and chicken fat. If you don't lick it up it will start biting your dick.
Mike: OMG why is this McNugget humping me.
Chad: Lol you unlucky bastard, Its a Horny McNugget!
Mike: I like it ;)
Chad: Lol you unlucky bastard, Its a Horny McNugget!
Mike: I like it ;)
by JakeS3333 May 10, 2011

by Ceris April 9, 2021

A sexual Position where a woman is being double penetrated in a cowgirl position. While at the same time she is giving two guys hand jobs and one guy a blowjob.
Man, last night was crazy that girl from the bar went back with us 5 and we gave her the horny angel!
by DFLETCH21 August 25, 2011

When one or more people have an urge to be social, but with no party, event or activity to do, (pun intended).
Alex, Man I really want to go do something tonight, what about you
Ryan, Yea I know, but what to do?
Alex, IDK, I'm so socially horny
Ryan, Yea I know, but what to do?
Alex, IDK, I'm so socially horny
by macfan92 January 11, 2010

by seven6ty4 April 15, 2010

Somebody who appears to be normal or even conservative when it comes to sexual matters but on the inside they are burning with sexual desire.
Turns out my bando friend ryan was closet horny, I found tons of porn on his computer, who'da thunk? He always seemed grossed out by anything related to sex.
by That one guy who resides within... October 1, 2007
