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Hockey Flossing

Verb. The act of drying ones nutsack, chode, and asshole after a shower. This is done by gripping the towel by two corners, spreading ones legs and asscrack whilst standing, inserting said towel between legs, and quickly moving the towel back and fro until the undercarriage is clean and dry.
'Dude Wendy walked into the bathroom today while I was hockey flossing. FML.'

'My nuts are still damp, man. I forgot to fucking hockey floss this morning.'
by PrimalConcreteWedge December 26, 2013
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Hooker in a hurricane

Hooker trying to escape her pimp. It is the altercation that occurs but she succeeds to become a successful entrepreneur
Hooker in a hurricane She wanted out like a "hooker in hurricane"
by Joyfulbird August 12, 2016
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hockey bag

The smelliest shit on earth that even febreeze can't handle. Never get into a car if someone says, "Hey, I've got wet gear in the back. Hope you don't mind."

source - hockey player who has to ride 2 hours to and from practice
"Yo, I bet my hockey bag smells worse than yours ya muffin!"
by chronodos May 31, 2016
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hooker rape

Johnny shoved it up that hoes ass until she cried and did not pay that bitch. This is hooker rape. 8===D
by Forced c July 12, 2017
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hackergrounds

A group of Malwares makers and hacker that teach to people who want to be real hackers. HackerGrounds is owned by DuckArcher, the best pentester that exist and RAT, the best Malware Maker that exist. The goal of HackerGrounds was to share the knowledge of the best hacker in HackerGrounds. But it recently closed and now, everyone does his own stuff and sometimes some members do a project togethers to hack thousands of computers.
Oh! I got hacked by LittleRAT from HackerGrounds!
by JanixPad November 19, 2017
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hickery dickery dock

sponsored by doctor seuss, hickery dickery dock, the mouse sucked off my cock.
by Zerkun Designs February 13, 2018
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honkershit

A deadbeat hood hobo that brags about his/her money, guns, drug abuse, or large privates. Usually classified as fake niggas, honkershits will fight anyone until they get hurt and automatically assume that excessive profanity solves problems. If you desire to find a honkershit just go to any KFC and shout the words “Free chains, watches, and accessories on supremepatty.com just pull up.”
These honkershits really out here wildin.
by thisniggaeatingbeans June 26, 2018
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