Birthin’ Hips

Reference to a chick with a wide pelvis thought to be ideal for spitting out babies.

My girl’s got them birthin’ hips. She gonna be spitting out kids as soon as we ties the knot.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

hippy tube

n. A home-made device, usually crafted out of fabric softener sheets, a spent toilet paper roll and a rubber band. The hippy tube will greatly reduce the average pot-smokers risk of being caught by any type of authority figure. If 8 out of 9 pot-smokers use the Hippy Tube during 90% of all cannibus consumption, scent of burnt reefer will be reduced by up to 3x, where x is number of weeds smoked. Also more commonly referred to as a "hippy stick" in the South.

"Donnie, will you please include the hippy tube when you pass me that blunt? Mom's in the kitchen and she already thinks your stoned off of numerous drugs."

by Matthew Metzger, Donnie Mead October 13, 2007

Hipster

One who uses the word "ironic" but actually has no idea what it means.

Hipster: Look at this shirt, it's so ironic!
Dictionary: *throws itself at hipster's face*

by turd surgent May 30, 2011

Hipster Fail

When a hipster undergoes the humiliation of not knowing a popular hipster reference. Once the hipster commits a hipster fail, he will not only be teased because of his know-nothingness and lack of hipster know-how, but he will feel a deep internal shame, which he will express by trying to make the other hipsters feel lesser.

A: "You're a bit like Donnie Darko, but only less sociable."
I: "What's Donnie Darko?"
A: "Are you serious? What a hipster fail."
D: "Hey I, there are some stairs over there. Why don't you leave the house."
I: "Hey asshole, at least I knew about MGMT before they were in Nylon."

by hipster miggler May 18, 2010

hipster

A mainstream label referring to someone who rejects mainstream labels.

Person 1: You're a hipster.
Person 2: No I'm not.

by guywiththeeyepatch June 30, 2011

Hipster

A person inbetween the ages of young teenager to early thirties who wears vintage/thrift store clothing and tends to embrace the underground, indie culture (art, books, music) instead of the mainstream. A typical hipster wears thick rimmed glasses/sunglasses (mostly Ray-Bans), skinny jeans, ironic tees or band shirts, and low top Converse or some kind of colorful high tops. They mostly listen to indie bands that are about to make it big, such as Phoenix. They have their own 'hip' slang such as 'deck' which means cool. They often hang out at coffee shops and have artfully messy hair. They dislike labelism and being called a hipster. They most likely live in SF's Haight, Williamsburg, SoHo, or the Mission District.

That hipster is so against the mainstream.

by Ra Ra Riot June 29, 2009

hipster emo

1. Person who successfully blends the subcultures of hipster and emo. One who disregards labels and refuses to conform to one group or the other.

2. Slang term for members of society who try too hard to fit in

John: "Is that dude hipster or emo?"
Sara: "Seriously, who can even tell the difference?"
John: "Who cares, he's a hipster emo."

by snsAREdumb October 20, 2010