Ham Harmonica

When a girl sucks up and down the side of your penis lengthwise, like eating a cob of corn.

Dave: Hey Rocco, where did you and Nikki run off to after the BBQ last night?
Rocco: Oh man, she go so worked up after eating 4 cobs of corn at dinner, she took me out behind the horse barn and played the Ham Harmonica on me!

by DanaFX October 31, 2021

jack harmon

one of the biggest pussies you will ever meet, usually sends many dick pictures to many women. An all around fag but could be decent depending on the day and time. You never know what you will hear out of this kids mouth, he’s just a goon goalie.

“Is that the kid that sends a bunch of dick pics?”
“Yeah, that jack harmon”

by st rose November 17, 2021

Lilah Harding

Is absolutely in love with any boy called Oliver and has a weird obsession with drinking juices, especially orange juice. The Harding is because every guy she walks past gets a hard ding

Oh yeah my friend is a real LILAH HARDING

by Orange juice jones February 13, 2022

armonía/Harmony

He/She brings the balance greatly to anyone around him/he. he/she is the definition of power itself

BEWARE OF HIM/HER.

we bow down to presence of his greatness, armonía/Harmony.
armonía/Harmony is a great king

by the greatest conundrum May 15, 2022

Fearful Harmony

Phenomenon that happens when you insert a fucked non-ps1 disc (mostly xbox) and the entire console fucks up

some random person: dude, i got a fearful harmony on my ps1 because i've inserted a pc disc into my console
other dude: yeah, that thing is scary as fuck

by your dad's basement March 16, 2023

Hopscotch Hardin

The most dedicated rope jumping amputee that ever "walked" the yard . Dedicated , outgoing , The underdog .

you stuck it out for the win despite getting hurt , you are a real hopscotch hardin .

by Poorneb March 25, 2023

Dick Harmony

The best porn name ever! The name I always use when I need to be undercover

Table for Mr Harmony........... a table for Mr Dick Harmony?

by Mr Harmony April 25, 2023