cheese hammers

term for someones feet who are yellow on the bottom and pasty white on top

Oh my God John took out his cheese hammers.

by cheesehammer April 21, 2010

the mc hammer

when a hand randomly launches out of a persons ass. comonly happens after watching and/or dancing to the mc hammer video " you cant touch this". more commonly refered to "hammer time!'

i saw a guy at the club who got the mc hammer!

by pat datass May 02, 2010

pneumatic hammer

The act of using a vacuum nozzle to hold a rubber dildo, while using it on your partner in a fast and rigorous motion.

I gave my maid a pneumatic hammer yesterday.

by Ghouch August 28, 2015

Hammer-hawking

Continually staring at the male crotchial region and genitals, as if to long for.

I know she's DTF, that bitch has been hammer-hawking me since she got here.

by Pseudofuckthafed January 27, 2019

hammered the baseline

to check in non-working computer code right before a big meeting and deploy to the demonstration server.

Jim really hammered the baseline.

"Can't code this."

by Marine Coder April 04, 2013

hand hammered

Being punched in the butthole.

Why are you walking funny Charline?
Last night I with Fred and got hand hammered, hard.

by screamingmeme32 November 02, 2014

pelican hammer

sophia i told you it meant nothing.

“say pelican hammer”
“what- no”

by Avery000 April 27, 2021