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band hair

hair style that someone wears when they're obviously trying to show that they are in a band. usually it's messy, covering one eye, straightened and has product in it.
Tim: "Man, your hair is really messy looking. But... it looks like you put some effort into it."
Joe: "Yeah, I'm in a band. Obviously."

also, all the members of most popular scene bands have band hair.
by eiiiiiilert October 8, 2009
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undergarment hair

My wife found a pube in her take away dinner and my daughter asked what a pube was so I said it was an undergarment hair so as not to embarrass.
"Honey, there's an undergarment hair in my dinner, hopefully it's one of yours"
by The Broon One. December 30, 2020
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cunt's hair

I was only off by a cunt's hair.
by Butler Butt Clogger October 19, 2011
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hair-larious

a pun used to describe something hilarious, which pertains to hair or is hair-related.
girl: "have you seen the professor's comb-over?"

boy: "yeah, it's hair-larious!"
by E. Kavanagh April 8, 2009
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Hair poultice

Female genitalia applied to a wound, sore, or body part.
"I went to the doctor about my eye infection."
"What did he prescribe?"
"A hair poultice."

"I was feeding oats to a shetland pony, it felt like my girlfriend's hair poultice."
by Fahrvergnügen74 May 13, 2010
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Hair Fever

When you realize how fluffy a guys hair is and now you want to touch every guys fluffy hair.
Did you see Colby’s fluffy hair! Now I’ve got hair fever!”
by Yeet us that feet us September 22, 2019
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Emo hair

How most people call the hairstyle which is common in the emo and scene subculture. It's usually kind of spiky and covers one or both eyes, but there are many different variations of the hairstyle. Often the hair is dyed (most of the time it's either black or very bright colors).
The style was very popular a few years ago but many people still wear it today. If done right it looks really attractive.
"Hey, what do you think of you my new haircut?"

"Kind of looks like Emo hair ."
by You_are_the_one_who_asked November 16, 2020
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