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grundled

adjective used to describe a spooner that is doing homework or being lazy instead of going out
Samir and Matty are grundled up for the night.
by booya December 20, 2004
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Grundleoderant

A fresh smelling cousin of the popular deoderant to be used for the foul-smelling gap between a mans speedbag and chocolate starfish.. See also the female version taintpertine.
Wow honey, tossing your salad is so much more fun now that you wear your grundleoderant!
by Pizzy12 January 31, 2008
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grundleingus

The act of fellatio performed on a man who is having a bowl movement on the toilet. iow, giving head to a guy while he's taking a huge dump.

Referenced briefly in the american pie: beta house movie, wherein a test to join a fraternity includes the requirement of receiving said carnal pleasure.

could possibly refer to the act performed on a woman, but the logistics are much more complicated
"Yo, your mom gave me some grundleingus last night."

"Dude, thats gross."

"no, what's gross is that i had just eaten some taco bell"
by _lou_ June 20, 2008
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grundle of dawn

a statement used to express an extremely early time to wake up in the morning. more specifically, an hour or 2 before sunrise.
"i gotta get up at the grundle of dawn tomorrow..."
by gamerking7 September 26, 2008
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Gunkles

Laughing uncontrollably, sometimes for hours on end. Often results in the person pissing their pants, and or soiling themselves. It is considered a disease by certain countries, with no cure in sight.

First case was discovered in a small town known as Marshfield
Byron: Oh no, I think Maria has the gunkles.

Markie: Oh god, somebody get some air sanitizer and some toilet paper!
by Michael Shmidt March 30, 2009
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Grundlesnatch

1) the gross area between a woman's nether-regions

2) the act of a creeper snatching it's prey

3) an insult.
He'll grundlesnatch you!

YOU GRUNDLESNATCH!
by Bob....Bob the Builder April 10, 2009
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grundlewhip

the bassist of the metal band necrowhorebag
grundlewhip is a good bassist lol
by blahh.. April 11, 2009
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