Goober

a person who is terrible at a certain activity, absolute trash.

Yo tung, your an absolute goober. you cant even reach the fuckin rim on a layup!!

by eeaa24 July 23, 2019

goober

a person or thing that creates annoyance, displeasure or disappointment; also used as a term of endearment.

Joe spent 20 minutes setting up the blender to blend a drink that should take 20 seconds to make. What a goober!

"Hey you cut in line in front of me, don't be a goober. I've been waiting here 5 minutes."

What are you doing digging up the beach, looking for treasure I bet. You little goober.

by AbleA October 5, 2021

Gooberism

When someone's whimsy is silly; borderline stupid.

Mat is quite a goober. He shows signs of gooberism

by anonymous August 30, 2025

Super Goober Glabby

A state of extreme happiness, that words blend together in an illiterate annunciation.

Dude! I just got laid! I'm super goober glabby!

-what?

I'm super goober glabby, I cannot believe I just won 10 million dollars!
-huh?

by The one who cant speak February 24, 2023

Goofy Goober

ava hanley

ava hanley is a goofy goober

by herbdog July 26, 2023

Schmucker's Goober Jelly

Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").

One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!

by QuacksO April 8, 2020

goofy goober

1. A particularly nutty person that does not know what they are talking about.
2. A person that eats goofy goober ice cream™.

1. "you actual goofy goober"
2. "The lad was a goofy goober"

by anonymous October 7, 2022