Glue Glove

When you ejaculate in your hand after coitus or masturbation and then proceed to high five someone.

Yo bro, after Vicky and I boned I totally gave her a glue glove.

by Fyce May 8, 2020

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Madison Glover'ed

To be Madison Glover'ed, is to be set up on a blind date with an ugly chick. A chick who is so ugly, you wouldn't consider even taking one for the team.
While it has become a popular household phrase across the Nation, it originated in Boise,ID by a native local. He coined the term after seeing the face of His blind date,Madison. To His dismay, the chick was Dog Faced Ugly. A real Garbage Can looking broad.
So scary in fact, Legend has it, His screams were heard as far as Caldwell,ID

Hey Brandon B. my ol' lady said she has a friend she wants you to meet. We should all grab some drinks!

"No thanks Pal! Last time I did that, I got

Madison Glover'ed"

by ҽӀվՏɩɑ🌰🐿ɠ๏ŋʑ๏ June 17, 2020

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oyster glove

Used for protection when shucking oysters. Originated in Lakeside PEI and sometimes used to scratch an itch.

Hey baby. Smell my oyster glove.

by Gazebo Johnny July 27, 2020

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Gorilla glove

Where you cum in your hand before you shake someone else’s hand then offer them a towel but it has pubes on it, when they remove the towel the hair is stuck to their hand like a gorilla hand.

Met John the other night, when I went to shake his hand he gorilla gloved me!

by Towerdawg97 September 10, 2020

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Sperm Glove

A condom, for protection against STI’s/STD’s and babies

“Yo mate, I’ve just pulled. Have you any sperm gloves with you?”

by Naho November 12, 2020

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burger glove

Euphemism for an exceptionally tight-fitting vagina. It fits like a glove, around your beef.

“Wow, I fucked Stacey last night, and damn she has a burger glove!”

Claudius slowly lowered himself down upon Penelope, and inserted his throbbing manhood into her steamy burger glove.

by W.L. Sinclair 3rd December 30, 2020

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