g lock syndrome

When you snap a guy & he looks hot sometimes & fugly the other times.

Emma “he’s hot af”
Maddie “I guess but he has g lock syndrome”

by pussygalore.88 June 25, 2022

gargoyle glonk

When your mates penis is so incredibly large that you turn up and morph into a gargoyle. This usually happens when you are high on pots.

Fuck me Fregley you have a gargoyle glonk!!! Thats mint tho! Yum

by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014

Ember Glick

Ember is the best girlfriend in the whole world <3 , and her birthday is December 19th:) . But if I have to say anything about her that she is Beautiful, cute ,caring ,pretty , pretty funny sometimes;), super fun to hang out with , amazing cuddler , kinda smart, acts like a 4 year old, Loves to FaceTime, and a pretty all round fucking amazing girlfriend , and I love her so much:) :things I love about her are... that she cares about people even when she shouldn’t, how we fall asleep on FaceTime every night, and how when we can’t see eachother we give kisses tho the camera and I think that’s pretty cute:) , and how we watch movies though ft and start then at the same time ,and when how she rubs my hair when everytime we are together , and when I call ask her how to do my homework because she says she’s so smart but then don’t know to do it , and I ask her to rate my outfit every day but ps I thinks she lying about the rating but anyways, and how she send random funny faces and but again I love her<3 and maybe just some are favorites things:) first of all is Reeses , chocolate covered cherry's, this weird lemon energy drink or cherry coke, mac and cheese idk why but it’s pretty lit And her favorite movie is called after but she don’t like any movies I like to watch:( and her favorite tv show is vampire diaries and that stupid hot guy, but she don’t like it when I take FaceTime photos but it’s fine I have like 150 but happy birthday bugbug I love you<3 :)

Hey Ember Glick I love you<3

by Squwed December 19, 2020

Glooks

good looks , looking sooo finee

Example : bro you looking glooks

Or : oh my good this girls gloom’s

by ogtreehoe June 12, 2018

glorkle

A person who poses as being slow.

"That's what we like to call a glorkle."

by Tails December 8, 2003

Glacken

A savage young fella that lives in Ballina and is also called Worm!!!!!!!!!!

Ian Glacken

by PhsycoMan213 July 18, 2009

glecko

This is a word that can mean anything...

You are a gleckoing glecko who likes to glecko all the glecko.

by =D January 31, 2005