passius gassius

The Greek god of farting

Do you remember when your dad worshipped Passius Gassius? Now he has hemrhoids

by AÑG£L L¥ÑN July 24, 2024

Incredible Gassified

Having your face pasted over the NSFW animation called "Incredible gassy"

"Yo heard about John? I've seen a video where he was incredible gassified"

by Gassymaster67 November 13, 2025

laughing gAss

when you laugh so hard you fart.

A play on the word laughing gas, also known as nitrous oxide or N2O for the nerds

example in everyday conversation
Patrick: i just killed someone and fucked them in a Tranux
Paolo: a WHAT!?
Patrick: Look it up the definition, it might give you a laughing gAss

by existentialdread1401 December 17, 2025

number one gasser

Somebody who is always talking shit.

Thats bullshit, you are the number one gasser!

by lobwedge November 14, 2011

Murphy's Law of Gasoline Prices

"You can sit around at home till Doomsday and the prices at the pumps will stay fairly low, incessantly tempting you to travel. But the moment you decide to take off somewhere and head out on your trip, the price for a gallon of gas will go right through the roof!"

Gas-prices seemed fairly "stable" all summer, and so I delayed a road-trip for a while to "save up" or "accumulate" a number of errands so that hopefully my trip would be more cost-effective with regards to gas-consumption, but then when I stopped to fill up my tank in the morning when I was first heading out, the price had suddenly jumped over a quarter higher per gallon! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Gasoline Prices" to me!

by QuacksO September 12, 2019

Garbage Bag of Gasoline

The new term for "Dumpster Fire" as of year 2021.
Some actually attempted thing, solution, or idea that is "absolutely brainless and terrible".

Man, this thing is a real garbage bag of gasoline!

by theultrahead May 19, 2021

Self service gasoline

A phrase that will strike fear into the hearts of Oregonians and Jersey Folk as they're the only two states left in the country that have the privilege of getting their gas pumped by tweakers. It is their God given rights to get the wrong fuel grade pumped into their vehicle, lose their gas cap, and have gas poured down the side of their vehicle all at the fault of the town junkie.

Hey Deloris! Let's take a trip out of state! Just make sure we fill up before we cross the border because there's only Self service gasoline from there on out!

What do you mean the State Fire Marshall has ordered a temporary ban on full service? I'm 60 years old and I don't know how to pump gas! This is an outrage!

This is the whole reason I moved to Oregon!

If we switched to self service gasoline we would be putting thousands out of a job! No they can't just "work somewhere else!"

I visited my relative out of state and sat at the gas station for 2 hours waiting for someone to come pump my gas before I realized I wasn't in Oregon anymore!

by Smokable June 18, 2022