Like a bestfriend but all they do is annoy you & and are very hard to get rid of. Unfortunately bug spray will not work on these large beasties.
I'm sure we've all proberly had one of these....Pest friends, or stil do?AAAAahhgGGGRRhhrr. I got a call from my pest friend... to chew my ear off.
by wibblewobblewobble August 27, 2008
When one or more of a Netflix subscription holder's acquaintances (not necessarily friends) 'shares' the account for his or her own pleasure.
Joe: "Dude my mom looked on my Netflix and I'm in deep shit because it said I watched American Pie!"
Steve: "It was probably Dave, freaking douche. Why do you like him?"
Joe: "He's just a Netflix friend. I hate him"
Steve: "How did he get your password?"
Joe: "He begged me for days because he couldn't wait to see the newest House of Cards. Fuckin' lying bitch"
Steve: "It was probably Dave, freaking douche. Why do you like him?"
Joe: "He's just a Netflix friend. I hate him"
Steve: "How did he get your password?"
Joe: "He begged me for days because he couldn't wait to see the newest House of Cards. Fuckin' lying bitch"
by e.e. cummings October 7, 2013
A friend that is well liked by friends but doesn't get asked to hangout or get invited to things and is left on the "sidelines"
by bigred00 December 25, 2015
One who leaches on to your friends through you, distances themselves from you, but still tries to stays friends with all your friends.
I told that bitch never to call me again, but she's still blowing up all my homegirls' cellies, actin like they still tight. I shoulda known that ho was a no good friend jacker.
by K. Clinton May 10, 2008
Originally a quote from series 1 of the Inbetweeners, now used when a group of friends are hanging around and then someone that knows one person but nobody else in the group gets involved (comes up, phones up, drives up) and 'Ooh Friend' is used by the rest of the group.
Usually followed by a denial of the friendship by the person who was 'known'.
Usually followed by a denial of the friendship by the person who was 'known'.
by Agalboo September 9, 2011
Two friends who trust each other enough to engage in sexual activity without fear of hurting the other's feelings. Ideal scenario for folk who are not interested in a serious relationship, or who do not have time for one. Not a boyfriend or girlfriend; neither party has to refrain from dating other people. Also not a word tool for a player to have sex with women he does not care about. A smart alternative to random hook-ups.
John and I are friends with benefits. We just hang out, and have sex. It's easy, now that we've established the ground rules. If we stopped having sex, we'd still be friends.
by girlinreallife September 14, 2014
A friend you only hang out with during the day because they’re too messy to deal with at night, usually due to their partying ways or tendency to somehow always get you into trouble.
I have a rule with Edith: I only hang out with her before sunset. She’s strictly a day friend. The last night we went out, she released a family of raccoons in the club “because they need to dance too.”
by greentrashcan March 7, 2023