Flat earther

Morons who believe the earth is flat, even though it makes no sense from 3 key points
1. If earth is flat, why are the other planets not?
2. If earth is a disk, explain how from the moon, earth has some continents that remain hidden from view when looking at it straight on?
3. If earth Is flat, then how can you explain how Antarctica is a massive island that can be seen from space?

Bonus point!
If earth is flat then why is the water not pooling to the centre of the world's surface due to gravitational pull to the centre of the world?

Normal person 1: uses logic to disprove flat earther's conspiracy theories

Flat earther walks away
Normal person 2: outstanding move!

by Dopeytwitsucksatfootball October 18, 2021

flat billed ball cap

The 21st century dunce hat.

The flat billed ball cap, is the modern day dunce hat... brah.

by Kirkury May 29, 2022

Flat Stanley

To screw someone so hard they become flat. An extremely rare occurence, but can happen.

Fredrick: How did last night go?
Bill: Dude, I flat stanleyed het so bad.
Fredrick: Nicely done.

by schmookerdingle August 29, 2014

Flat tire

Hand in Texas Hold'em, a jack-four. Derived from:

Q: What's a jack for?
A: A flat tire

I have a really crappy hand that I shouldn't be playing, but it has a clever name. I love flat tires.

by bs May 13, 2005

Flat Mates

(Noun) Friends that aren't so well endowed/have small breasts, relatively female.

I'm just hanging out with my flat mates

by Syde Trak August 15, 2011

flat out

Adj
1. Someone who can can dress; fresh
2. Something that is highly acceptable

Are those the seven jeans with the dolce and gabana hoodie? Son you are flat out.

by Mello F November 8, 2007

flat bill

A hat with the flatest of brims...not an ordinary baseball cap. Gives user high amounts of swag.

Look at that bro over there, he has so much swag in his flat bill.

by Chez. January 2, 2012