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the one adidas shirt that they sold that one time
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Cat Flap

A bisexual person. One who ''swings both ways''.
Did you hear about John taking a bloke home the other night?

Yes, I know he's always been a bit of a cat flap.
by tropical October 17, 2007
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crap flap

The small slivers of flesh surounding
a back door/shitter
wow, that girls got one large set of crap flaps
by sQuick June 25, 2003
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Fapsturbate

An odd amalgam of the geek term "fap" and "masturbate". This term can be used to describe an intense masturbation session, or just to impress the friends and family. It has also been used by several famous individuals such as President Obama, President Lincoln, and Bob Marley.
Mom: "Honey, I need you to go take out the trash"
You: "MOM I'M TRYING TO FAPSTURBATE, GO SUCK A CHONE!
by Darkcerberus5690 November 4, 2009
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fuck flap

The mysterious loose appendage of skin on the female's vaginee.
'Holly's fuck flap gave me a rash during intercourse last night. She enrages me. Holly is a dick slap.'
by G-man From Mish September 4, 2008
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fapsomnia

not being able to sleep if you haven't fapped yet
Dude I had to wank last night because I couldn't sleep, I think I've got fapsomnia!
by fapsomniac April 5, 2011
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flagshipped

To be thoroughly screwed over in a laughable way by the incompetent design in an online game, usually specific to games developed by Flagship Studios. The origin of the term is from the game Hellgate: London, and the seemingly impossible number of major design disasters it contained.
victim: I've killed 65535 demons and now whenever I kill a demon my character gets stuck and I have to relog to continue playing!
troll: lol, flagshipped!

victim: I traded for an item with another player and I lost 1.7 million palladium as the game truncated my money at 9,999,999!
troll: ahaha, flagshipped!

victim: I paid $150 for a lifetime subscription as it would include special event quests and items for holidays, but the biggest holiday there is, Christmas, had none!
troll: Flagshipped!

victim: I just had a cool unique item drop from the boss I killed, but the item says "subscriber only"? Wtf is this, shareware loot? I can't even trade it to a subscriber!
troll: Yep, you got flagshipped.

victim: I unsubscribed recently, but now I'm stuck with the subscriber transmogrifier cube item taking up a lot of space in my inventory that I can't use and I can't drop or destroy!
troll: That's what you get for paying to be flagshipped.
by Kral2 January 9, 2009
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