Mud flaps

Mud Flaps : A usually fat or loose girls drooping va-j-j lips. They hang between a girls hips and sometimes make an odd swishing noise when walking.

Never a good thing 0_o

Tina: oooh go down on me honey

Pablo: ewww fuck naw girl you got those big floppy mud flaps going on....like your gonna fly away

Tina: damn mud flaps

by dark carnival guru January 16, 2009

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Ass-flap

A tag of skin on the anus sometimes left behind by a resolved ass-grape.

Her ass-flap was a sign that she was predisposed to ass-grapes, but I sodomized her anyway.

by UberCyberBeast July 11, 2008

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Milk Flaps

Noun; Derogatory/Insulting term to describe a extremely pale girl. Preferably one who is ginger or has lots of freckles. Comes from the fact milk is white, and girls have piss flaps.

See Nicole Kidman for a text book example of milk flaps

I caught him getting off with milk flaps.
Lisa would be ok, but shes a bit milk flaps

by *Crumpet* June 04, 2007

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mud flaps

When a girl has excessive buttocks hanging out of her short shorts. Comparible to the camel toe.

greg: Hey look at that hot chick!

matt: did you look down dude?

greg: na.... awww shit that chick has mad camel toe.. damn and gaint mud flaps

by greg te kid July 15, 2008

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Cat Flap

The anus, especially in reference to anal sex.

Origin: picture the female perineum in the missionary position, and note the orientation of the vulva relative to the anus. Observce the similarities with the typical orientation of the front door and the cat flap in a house.

Other parallels regarding size and ease of human access further strengthen this metaphor.

"I've got the painters in this week, but you can go in through the cat flap if you like"

by EugeneUK August 04, 2008

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