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First Day of School

It's never too bad...you have a clean slate, new classes, you get to see all the people who you haven't seen over the summer...that whole can't fall asleep the night before it type of thing. Then the second day comes, and it's not too bad. Then you get to the 4th and 5th days of school, and begin to realize that you will have to live with that hell for the next 9 months.
by Jakabones August 13, 2006
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first-born phobia

The common and general paranoia that parents often have with their oldest child. They are usually strict and uptight about activities, curfews, and relationships, but once the second child comes around, they loosen up a bit, often frustrating the first-born.
"Hey dude, ya going to the Blink-182 concert?"
"Sadly, no. My mom's got a serious case of first-born phobia."
by SanneStealsSocks August 28, 2009
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first rate pussy

A young attractive woman with a tight vagina that has not been ran through and suitable to be a wife.
"There's nothing in the world like first rate pussy." -President Trump
by Chessesauce92 November 30, 2017
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from first to last

FFTL is a screamo band from Gainsville, Florida (except Sonny's from California, Derek is from there too, but moved to Florida to go to school. Travis is from Georgia. Matt's from Florida. Not sure where Jon is from). Matt is on guitar and does back up vocals, Sonny is on lead vocals and guitar for Kiss me I'm Contagious. Travis screams and does lead vocals on Kiss me I'm contagious and plays guitar. Jon screams or does "throat" and plays bass. Derek plays drums. Their debut EP was Asthetic with their original singer Phil and their debut albumn on Epitaph was Dear Diary My Teen Angst has a Bodycount with Sonny as their new singer, when Phil left before recording any vocals on Dear Diary.
by Katie March 16, 2005
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First-class fail

A first-class fail is a euphemistic term for failing a paper with the highest possible failure grade.

If you needed a C- to pass, for example, then receiving a D+ would count as a "first-class fail".
How did you go on your biology assignment?
I got a first-class fail
by K.C.J. May 3, 2010
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From First To Last

the entire band is a portable orgasm. especially lead vocalist sonny moore. their music is god-like and...and just let me say....damn
by marykate mcdonald May 6, 2005
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Put Cereal First

the correct way of eating cereal, if you put milk in first you are a fucking monster and deserve to get shot by the military
den: hey man how do you put in your cereal, I tend to put cereal first
am: oh yeah i put in milk first
den: *pulls out handgun* i wont hesitate bitch
by Denmaski May 19, 2018
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