Fat Commander

Usually characterized by an inexperienced, obese female armed with a small degree of authority in unimportant situations. The fat commander stubbornly domineers the workplace environment in an effort to accomplish meaningless goals and tasks based on their criteria, while ignoring all personal shortcomings such as bad breath or body odor.

Ah shit boys, here comes that fat commander!

by dimebagbrian November 02, 2009

fat finger

A specific kind of typo where one stroke presses two keys instead of the intended one.

exzample,
the z was pressed along with the x

by Squee! June 23, 2005

travel fat

A stray erection that occurs out of nowhere whilst travelling.

Damn, I think I just cracked a travel fat.

by Anonymous October 06, 2003

Fat Grenade

A female who is on the verge of "blowing up". A lil chubby but not fat...yet. Has great potential to look like her mother.

That beech is kinda hot but she's a total fat grenade. She looks like she's one burger away from exploding!

by Fk yeah April 29, 2011

fat cash

A large amount of money.

He was making fat cash at his new job.

by jill-E-bean August 12, 2008

Fat Bastard

Your dad after he eats the goddamn cake you we're saving for later.

"Did you eat my cake?"
*crumbs on face* "No."
"Thanks a lot you fat bastard."

by The Space Potato August 14, 2017

Fat out

The act of eating excessively until everyday activities such as getting a TV remote or driving a vehicle become strenuous.

We need a designated driver because we are all going to fat out at the buffet tonight!

by Fatguy318 January 13, 2010