fass

fat ass

dang she has a fass

by Rosieluv January 14, 2017

Falsetti

(v) to be a complete bitch

Mary has been being such a falsetti lately

by CHICKEN NIGLETTES March 8, 2017

fasex

When too fat fags have sex

Bro, did you hear about those guys that had fasex?? That's crunk

by u no dis bitch June 16, 2017

false ten

When someone seems much hotter then they actually are because the other people around are ugly. For example, when you are at work, there's a limited amount of people to look at so the hottest person might seem like a 10 but they are actually a 6 because everyone else you work with is super ugly.

Our gym teacher is a false ten because all of the other teachers I work with are fat and ugly.

by Sisterkdog54 October 19, 2017

false pausitive

Refers to when someone temporarily stops his current activities to allow for a common bodily-function (burp, fart, sneeze, etc.), but then said "eruption" never ends up occurring.

My co-worker claims to have a tickly nasal-canal and that's why he has to stop working so many times and just stand/sit motionless for a good while with his hand covering his nose/mouth as a precaution against "messy" sneezing, but he very seldom actually does "let fly", and so it looks like just false pausitives to me --- I think he merely wants to take lots of breaks and get out of working steadily like the rest of us!

by QuacksO November 18, 2017

false hit

When you hit some mother Fucker and they didnt do nothing with you

You hit me nigga that’s a false hit

by Adamtheadam3992682 November 29, 2017

fass-pass

not fast but the dankest

Hi there Fass-Pass

by yoda991 November 30, 2017