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meat-farts

When your associate overindulges on grilled steak and beer every night for the better part of the week, then passes out and farts the most putrid stench possible without shitting himself while asleep.
I had to get some fresh air after James got the "meat-farts"!!🤮🤮🤮
by sendnudes459@gmail.com December 21, 2022
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Yogurt Farts

A simple every day act of when a woman’s vagina farts out cum after rigorous sexual activity.
I need to excuse myself. I have a bad case of the yogurt farts.
by YogurtFarts February 26, 2023
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culvers farts

Culvers farts is when you eat a ton of culvers and fart so hard you shit your pants.
bro these culvers farts are crazy i've thrown away three pairs of my louie v undies.
by tickledmeelmo March 4, 2023
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Trista Farts

A deadly, noxious gas; a weapon of mass destruction. a weapon of mass torture developed by Saddam Hussein through the 1980’s and 1990’s. The scent of a fat Karen who flips hamburgers straight in to her mouth. Often stored in FUPA’s. A natural gas harnessed for torture.
Evacuate the area! Trista farts have leaked!
by NickyDegarmoe April 26, 2023
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cum farts

where a woman farts out can that has been inserted into her anal cavity
person 1: yo do cum farts give you a massive erection
person 2: bro wtf

Man: *cums in womans arsehole*
Woman': *farts*
Man: *gets a massive erection*
by Ball sucker 9000 June 1, 2023
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Clapping Farts

When you butt cheeks smack together and make a clapping sound, because you're farting so violently.
I knew I had to take a dump, when the clapping farts came out my ass.
by NastyN8G June 15, 2023
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Eating Farts

"ayy yo i realised i like eating farts yesterday" Same thing as eating ass
by Container for a bellend July 27, 2023
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