fart 'n dart

When your buddy is taking to a girl, walk up and start some small talk for a short amount of time, fart (silently), then take off so they think its him.

See Jeff trying to impress those hot girls over there, I think it's time for a fart 'n dart.

by K Siddy September 7, 2005

Fart and Dart

Verb:
To fart and leave others to enjoy the fumes.
See also:
Shit and Split

I like to Fart and Dart in the grocery store. It's awesome to see the expressions when people walk through the cloud with their mouths wide open.

by RenegadeRebel January 14, 2007

fart graveyard

A chair or couch so big and fluffy that people feel compelled to bury entire populations of farts in it, on the premise that the farts will stay put if left undisturbed. This assumption is generally true until the farter gets up or until someone else sits down.

Dude #1, sitting down:

Oh! G-d! I'm trying to relax, but right now it smells like I'm giving a homeless guy a rim job!

Dude #2:

That's our couch, man. And don't move too fast getting up, it's a fart graveyard.

by MakeItStopItHurts August 31, 2010

fart bark

when a person let's one rip, but it sounds like a dog bark

kenny would come into work every morning, squat like he's trying to push out a log, then before you know it, "BARK , BARK " would come out of kenny's ass. within seconds old man Don would walk up front and say " who let the dogs out!" kenny would reply " hi don! that was only a fart bark!"

by russ sharp January 25, 2012

Fart baloon III

A baloon that is blown up using dehydrated farts.

To blow up baloons using the fart baloon III method is very economical. Save your shit for a few months , then put your big pile of shit into an industrial dehydrator. Eat the dehydrated shit and wait a couple hours. By then you will have a considerable amount of gas. Then simply use the Fart baloon II method to fill some baloons. If you do not know the fart baloon II method then google it.Tie your fart baloons to a lawn chair, sit in it and you will be able to float at least 20 feet up if you use about 30 fart baloons.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 20, 2017

Fart Yourself To Sleep

When it's bedtime so you fart yourself to sleep by going under the blankets and creating a fart box until you pass out in your own farts.

Ricky: "I can't sleep"
Danny: "You should fart yourself to sleep, I do it every night"

by WeBeYolo July 15, 2018

Fart Nigga

Thats the shit i dont like!

🎵 A FART NIGGA, THATS THE SHIT I DONT LIKE!🎵

by niggamoped July 5, 2019