n. A person (often a male) who takes photos at such an odd angle his look always comes out as staring at your breasts. Possibly the most awkward and uncomfortable photo to view because whichever you tilt the photo, he's there, gazing at them, usually with a weird little smile on his face.
Louise; I wanted to like Adam's photo but he had tit-eyes and it felt wrong.
Kelly; Oh my gosh, I know what you mean. You have a nice rack tho, so y wouldn't he stare?
Louise; Lol, you're so funny Kel.
Kelly; *internalised lesbian sigh*
Kelly; Oh my gosh, I know what you mean. You have a nice rack tho, so y wouldn't he stare?
Louise; Lol, you're so funny Kel.
Kelly; *internalised lesbian sigh*
by ksigirl139 September 10, 2014
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Rim Eye is an inflammation of the conjunctiva (the outermost layer of the eye and inner surface of the eylids). It is most commonly caused by spending an excessive amount of time sat on your sofa playing Skyrim in your underpants, usually until an ungodly hour in the morning. See Skyrimming.
Less commonly, can be caused by the conjunctiva coming into contact with fecal matter, not necessarily whilst sat on your sofa playing Skyrim in your underpants.
Less commonly, can be caused by the conjunctiva coming into contact with fecal matter, not necessarily whilst sat on your sofa playing Skyrim in your underpants.
"My God, Geoff, look at your eyes! You look like an albino!"
"Don't worry, it's just a spot of Rim Eye. Was up til 5 this morning crafting some fine dwarven armour. My wife is leaving me."
"Don't worry, it's just a spot of Rim Eye. Was up til 5 this morning crafting some fine dwarven armour. My wife is leaving me."
by Rimmmmmmer January 31, 2012
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Get the piss eyes mug.The unfortunate cause and effect scenario that occurs to a person's eye or eye area as a result of a past deviant act of performing carnal knowledge to someone's eye socket.
George had a past sexual indiscretion with someone’s eye socket. Years later, eye karma visited George when during a rifle shoot, a shell casing tumbled perfectly and wedged between his safety glasses and his eye lid. His eye lid was seared. Poor George.
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Son: "Nah man."
Dad: "How dare you lie to me, you've got the dank eye I knew it!"
Son: "Nah man."
Dad: "How dare you lie to me, you've got the dank eye I knew it!"
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