Ethan

Ethan is an egg

He is half British and half South African

His favorite show is GOT and he skomoras to it at night

Yoh Ethan was here today

He was acting like an egg

by Witcher of excelsior •_• September 5, 2018

Ethan

Retard who cries over Terraria, Said to have a small dick.

Dude, Ethan is such a bitch! he cries over terraria!

by Ultimate Fragger Lord September 30, 2018

Ethan

Ethan looked up his bane to find a funny definition well here’s you funny definition

You will eventually work at Maccas and secretly eat all the food. You like games and you love food.

Ethan has a small.... Ethan likes food

by Just a lil girl with a huge... May 27, 2018

Ethan

A bird

He is a bird named Ethan.

by Blurryface_fan December 25, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is a great guy with fantastic friends who seems innocent and kind but in reality has hundreds of women begging for his huge cock.

-"Wow that guy is great "
-"Careful he might be an Ethan"

by Accuratenames1 February 7, 2022

Ethan

A common name usually given to white males with dark brown hair, Massive testicles, a beautifully smooth, and thick cock. As a teen He will usually be found in your Girlfriends, or teenage daughters bedroom, and sometimes he will wrestle your girlfriend or daughter on the kitchen table naked...yes the one that you paid for and serve the food you worked hard to buy to feed your family. In other words he is a better version of you. He’s the alpha your the toddler

Girl 1: have you met the new kid Ethan???
Girl 2: omg yes I have. I also met his Big Thick Cock.
Girl 1: that’s why I asked, you weren’t the first or only one sis

by Alice Shannon February 24, 2021

Ethan

Mostly someones ex, a cishet white boy.

oh my god you're such an ethan

by AntSoup March 3, 2021