Electric Yoff

Yoff is in itself Canadian slang for coffee. An electric yoff is coffee with alcohol in it eg. Baileys or Kahlua

Sup bro you got the baileys?

Yeah we’ll be ripping the electric yoffs this morning

by LBJcooksKD September 27, 2018

Electric bear chair

an electric chair with bears carved into it

an electric bear chair is the best way of death

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Ginger electric eel

During sex, at the moment of orgasm, a ginger shocks himself with a defibrillator, causing the electric current to travel through his penis to stimulate his partner. This is only safe when performed by a ginger, particularly one who has perfected the art of Monster Sex.
Serious burns and/or death may result, but trust us, it's worth the risk.

ginger electric eel monster sex

by Gingeranator April 6, 2014

the electric chair

A variation on "the shocker." The electric chair is where the top wears a strap-on above or below his actual member (or, if the top is a woman, two strap-ons) and penetrates both the anus and vagina.

Dude, I got a strap-on as a white-elephant present at the nursing home. Linda better not misbehave tonight or I'm giving her the electric chair.

by Yosemite slam November 10, 2013

Electric Jesus

The robotic man that sits outside of random stores and proclaims "I am Electric Jesus".

"Hey, lets go see what that robot does! it looks cool!"
"Oh, okay, sure!"
(The people walk up to robot)
(Motion sensor detects approaching)
(Lights flash)
('sing hallelujah.....'in background)
"I AM ELECTRIC JESUS!"

by krackaddikt April 14, 2010

Fuck a furry day 2: Electric Boogaloo

The 1st of December is Fuck a furry day 2. The same rules apply to this day as the First Fuck a furry day. You cannot Resist.

Furry: Do you know what day it is?
Regular People: Wait... OH HELL N-
Furry: Yes, Fuck a furry day 2: Electric Boogaloo!

by Engineer (TF2) November 28, 2020

cut off your electric

A notice that the water company sends you. By the time you've worked out the water company does not supply electric, you will also be aware that by electric they mean dick. By dick, they mean penis.

dear leccy groovers

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004