tofu duty

When shit out poop

After we ate at the tofu bar buffet I had to make tofu duty

by H.R. Griffin May 31, 2016

dick duty

Dick duty is a role given to someone who is watching to see when someone gets an erection. They usually try to sit at eye level with the target.

Jade: Hey, can someone go on dick duty for Mark?
Derek: Ya let me pull up a chair in front of him.

by your_favorite_enemy February 23, 2024

Call of duty

A mid game that has been the same for 18 years

Damn, Call of duty sucks ass.

by _Oink December 15, 2021

online call of duty

the most toxic place to be in

gaemer1: lets play online call of duty

gmer2: sure
some minutes later
gamer1: i feel like ive gotten radiated thirty times
gamerr2: same

by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 10, 2022

duty dungeon

Butthole action

Sara: hey poopoo. Poopoo: what up sara. Sara: yooooo you look good tonight.... Down for some duty dungeon action... Poopoo: fucking right but this time it's my turn.

by Tuck ten dweeb he August 1, 2016

Call of duty

Hard anal thrusting on Wednesday afternoon while shit talking while playing call of duty.

That call of duty was amazing yesterday.

by EdgyptiAn rusty balls May 19, 2022

Josh Duty

The act of staying sober during a night out so that you can look after a friend who is paralytically drunk and is most likely to vomit everywhere.

On josh duty tonight, not looking forward. Gonna get messy

Taking a hit for the team tonight #joshduty

by Bad-man riddim May 1, 2014