Dutch Bagpipes

Rolling onto one's back (often onto a bed or floor) and holding their legs in the air, spreading the butt cheeks with both hands while alternating a squeeze on each cheek and farting loudly into the air. Works great in an area with lots of people.

"Man, I was chillin on my friend's futon beneath his bunk bed, and things got a bit too quiet, so I busted out my Dutch Bagpipes and played a tune so loud the whole city awoke."

"Look, Chris is asleep, why don't you wake him up with a symphony on your Dutch Bagpipes?"

by Richard L. Stevens February 25, 2009

Call of Duty

Does not even deserve to be called a "game".

Call of Duty is a piece of overpriced, over rated shit that only stupid westernized idiots like.

by WorkingBrain February 6, 2013

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Cock of Doody Modern Camp/Glitch/Hack/Mod-fest 2.
Possibly the game with the most OMADC campers, people runnning around knifing with commando, Hackers, and or Glitchers.

While playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 I was killed by an AC130 with infinite missiles, upon respawning I got noobtubed, I was then sniped by a guy 50 feet in the air using some hack

by DrBaus June 25, 2010

Squirting Dutchman

The process of biting herpes open with your teeth, and then using the puss that erupts from them as lubrication for anal sex.

Yeah. She told me she had herpes, so I told her I had an idea called the Squirting Dutchman. I don't remember much of that night... I think she died or something.

by Kiros7800 August 17, 2006

Call of Duty: World at War

An unrealistic MP-40 combat simulator.

God:Let's play "Call of Duty: World at War ."
God: Fuck, I just shot him 4 times with a bolt-action!
Timmy: Doesn't matter he has an MP-40; he does whatever the fuck he wants
God: Fuck this game!

Anybody that's not a fucktard: Have you ever noticed the MP-40 shoots a 9mm round yet, is the most powerful gun on this game?
Timmy:Doesn't matter he has an MP-40; he does whatever the fuck he wants

by bwomchickabowow March 22, 2009

call of duty

Also called Grenade of Grenade. A shitty, broken piece of coding bought by people who haven't played any better games in their lives. Playing this is somewhat comparable to playing Desert Bus, it's unentertaining and boring, however, it lacks the realism Desert Bus has, making the latter a better game by default.

Person 1: Call of Duty is so good!!!!!1

At this point, Person 2, or any passing bystander should shoot Person 1 because it's evident they are retarded.

by stiffshifter July 24, 2010

Dutt

A wooly hat the term is used in Hartlepool area of North East England

Me heads freezing I wish I was wearing me dutt

by Leigh Stenson February 14, 2004