All dryed up
Girlfriend:when are you gonna cum
Boyfriend:idk
Livvy walks in: room floods with cum
GF:omg stepbro
Bf: I cant stop im cumming everywhere
Mom walks in: OMG its in my mouth stop squirting
Girlfriend:when are you gonna cum
Boyfriend:idk
Livvy walks in: room floods with cum
GF:omg stepbro
Bf: I cant stop im cumming everywhere
Mom walks in: OMG its in my mouth stop squirting
by Maybe be David March 10, 2023

by aros2k May 4, 2005

by Big Daddy 2018 February 4, 2018

The way dry fit clothing smells after a year of constant exercising and washing. It shares a similar odor with a moist, unwashed taint.
Dude I could barely spot scuba Steve today at the gym. He's been rocking that cutoff tank all year and it's got the Dry Funk!!!
by T Macalicious April 29, 2014

Johnny: "Did you see the girl that just walked past wearing socks with her birkenstocks?"
Trevor: "uhh who even cares she's irrelevant to us stop trying to throw dry shade"
Trevor: "uhh who even cares she's irrelevant to us stop trying to throw dry shade"
by Shelly the Snail April 22, 2018

When something does not turn you on
by SharkMom May 27, 2019
