doughnut truck rollover

When you are driving along the highway and there are police everywhere.

Hey man be careful driving down the 101, I heard there was a doughnut truck rollover.

Oh yeah, I just saw 7 cops in 3 miles

doughnut truck rollover by ClownShoes123 July 11, 2010

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Doughnut Foul

Occurs when a person in a position of power in the workplace (i.e. Supervisor, Shift Lead, Front End Manager, etc.) does something that breaks one of the written or unwritten rules of said workplace, but commits said infraction out of the eyes of his or her own boss.

So, in order to buy the silence of their underlings, the person who f'd up will bring in doughnuts the next day for all those that were there to witness the infraction.

The Doughnut Foul's arch-nemesis is the Snitch of the workplace.

Hey, Bob is going to bring in Krispy Kreme's tomorrow for his Doughnut Foul this morning! I think he should be late to work more often.

Doughnut Foul by Altito May 20, 2011

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doughbob loadpants

a person who is a jerkface yet also holds the position of a buttwipe, fuckwad, butthole, poo, and bum.

your a doughbob loadpants

doughbob loadpants by indeedadoughbobloadpants May 22, 2011

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Dougying

Verb; excessively shadow, stalk, linger unwantedly.
Adj; DOUCHE, douche-like characteristics
Noun; Doug Holland

Was old man river really dougying it up outside the whole time?

Dougying by Bootboot Purse June 28, 2012

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Doughnut

A delicious baked good usually round with a small hole in the middle but can be other shapes, coved with glaze, icing, and/or sprinkles

My mom got me a doughnut for being good

Doughnut by Cheetagirl13 January 25, 2015

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Doughjob

The act of putting a doughnut on a mans penis and having it eaten off.

I went to dunkin doughnut this morning to get some doughnuts for a doughjob later.

Doughjob by Buttfacechic May 25, 2016

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Doughnut Choker

A fat-ass that brags about how tough he is, even though the only thing he could choke out is a doughnut.

That doughnut choker wants to start shit with me?

Doughnut Choker by The Hit Kitty April 22, 2017

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