jammie dodger

1. The act of putting jam on your dick/ strap on and skull fcking the other person
2. A British biscuit with jam at the center

HEY DR FAGGOT!
What?

I JUST JAMMIE DODGER'D YOUR SLAVE
Why?
SHE PROVOKED ME! HER BOOBS WERE ON MY PYTHON AND SHE GOT BIT
uuuugghhhhhh...

by MYCOLOURFULCHICKENFINGEREDME June 11, 2016

crumpet dodger

A man who avoids women; typically because he is a homosexual.

"Hey Jamie, you massive crumpet dodger"

by Joni-K July 6, 2016

Boi Doggery

The disgusting crime of dogging the boys, or betraying your friends.

He was charged with Boi Doggery.

by Sai Shai May 19, 2017

Grade Dodger

1.) Someone who never does work or labor by the time it's due, usually resulting in cheated or faked work. Term is almost always given a bad wrap.

2.) Someone who usually doesn't have good time-management, and ends up being anxious or stressed most of the time.

Kid1: "I'm so stressed, I haven't done my homework at home since last year, and I still have an 89 in Math!"

Kid2: "How do you do that?"

Kid1: "Can I copy your ELA homework?"

Kid2: "I think your turning into a Grade Dodger."

by ThatDudeInTheCorner October 16, 2017

Coffin Dodger

Soldier or military person that has a reputation for surviving situations that no one usually gets away with.

That guy is a coffin dodger , stay away from him.

by The Coffin Dodger May 19, 2018

Fanny Dodger

A male who does not like to have sexual relations with females

How that Dave is a reet fanny dodger isn't he.

by Mr Ippon August 1, 2018

Jammie Dodger

When your Amazon box includes a hot pink dildo that you didn’t expect

I opened my Amazon box expecting my tiny Miata navigation chip but it was a big black box. I said to my ho, bitch did you buy cookies on my account again? She said, no that’s a Jammie Dodger!

by JammieDodger916 February 6, 2019