up the ol' dirt road

1. Metaphoric phrase inspired by the path taken by any organ or object inserting the anus, and proceding into the rectum. With the "Dirt Road" obviously referring to fecal matter and the rectal track.

After punishing Tracy's pooter for ten minutes, I flipped her over, face down, spread her cheeks, then finished her off up the ol' dirt road.

by Uncle Beasley September 4, 2006

Kick the dirt

The act of fucking dark objects such as negroes. Stemmed from the heart of Peotone welding class, kicking the dirt is frowned upon in a white community.

"so uhhhh...basically its when you and a thing of color get to fucking, hence, kicking the dirt"
"Hey! Do yall niggahs kick da dirt????"

"You should kick the dirt dude! (fuck a black bitch)"

by Noah Cuthbertson September 26, 2023

dirt road

the brown eye from atlanta to boston

When the main road is red, take the dirt road instead.

by adfa May 5, 2003

Dirtbag

1:A dirty person. Someone who doesn't clean often, or lacks a certain hygiene level.Usually assocated with white trash, or trailer park trash.
2:Used as a insult to intimidate someone

Greg Marvin is such a dirtbag.

by John Lennon December 9, 2003

dirt friday

(noun, verb, adjective) Weekly holiday in which extreme beligerance occurs. Jager Bombs kick off the opening ceremonies which are followed by a slew of vodka drinks. Closing ceremonies include: passing out, blacking out or throwing up (aka getting skinny). A custom made bracelet, hand crafted and imported from Mexico must be worn during the events. Warning: Frequent group hugs, tears, dance partys, toasts or chokeholds may occur.

Dirt Friday- some things are far far too good to come to an end.

by ms sixty May 19, 2006

Dirt

A slang term for cigarettes

I'm gonna go and smoke a dirt

by mrleslie12212 December 17, 2008

dirt kid

They are the scourge of existence and deserve to be secluded on an island where no one will ever see them again. A beginning explanation of what they are would be a hybrid between a redneck, rock, and white rap persona. Their skin has the appearance of dirt that is so heavily embedded in their skin that makes them look dirty beyond a point of cleaning. They wear clothes that either a) nobody should ever wear or b) that are thrown together ensembles of clothing that are a mix between preppy southern/redneck; yes I am aware that this makes no sense, but neither does the fact that these awful excuses for life exist. They are especially focused in an area of southern Georgia that includes Glynn County and Camden County.

Kid Rock was the original dirt kid, and they only got worse as evolution continued.

by IHateDKs June 10, 2011