danger wank

to masturbate in a place where you are likely to get caught at work, woods, train, cinema, phone box, bus (top deck), park, swimming baths, parked car, waist deep in the sea etc…

hmmm... this beats working, hope nobody can see me.....oops!

by strawberry January 6, 2004

dirt digger

an opposite of a gold digger. at an upscale party most women won't consider you even if you're good looking, unless you have money. most of them tramps are gold diggers. well, a dirt digger actually will fuck you even if you're just an average income guy.

guy1: dude, i was at the W hotel celebrity party last night.. there were some fine ass bitches there dude, i could tell some of them liked me, but i had no chance with them since i dont drive a lambo. so towards the end of the night i got lucky and actually took a girl home without using the roofies!

guy2: found yourself a dirt digger out of the whole crowd after all huh?

guy1: fuck yeah. she even licked my ass!

by yourmomsboyfriend March 7, 2010

food digger

A person who dates someone for the purpose to aquire food.

- That girl is such a gold digger, she's in it for the money.
- You mad, bro? She's clearly a food digger instead, have you seen her fridge? It's always empty! She would give you a bj for a cheeseburger.
- AAAYEAAAAA

by Stoned.S November 1, 2011

dangerball

A drinking game that is similar to beerpong, but has some dangerous twists. You have an extra cup that rests on top of the other cups (the dangercup) and when that cup is made your team has to take a shot of alcohol. There are also two dangerballs that rest on top of the cups that can get knocked in.

Guy1: Dude, I'm sick of beerpong
Guy2: Let's play some dangerball then
Guy1: That's dangerous

by Robert Bacon November 8, 2007

Danger Porn

A game which is played in a group environment (such as a college dorm or a workspace with cubicles). The player sits down at a computer, removes their pants, and then process to masturbate to porn on their computer which is playing at an extremely high volume. Meanwhile, the door to their room/office should be open (so that passers-by will be able to hear the porn) and the object of the game is for the player to complete their masturbation session without getting caught.

This game is best played when drunk, as getting caught is less embarrassing.

John came back from a long night of drinking. He opened his door, turned up his stereo and took off his plants. John was ready for a rousing game of Danger Porn. He then proceeded to start the porn and masturbate vigorously in hopes to finish before any passers by approached. John finished but didn't have time to clean off his chest before he had company - oh well!

by _Paradox_ March 2, 2010

Dangersexy

Handsome, charming, hilarious, rugged, dashing, freakishly tall, Nerdstradomus, attention whore, passive aggressive, man toddler, unpleasantly orange, terrible tipper, Irish imbecile, Jumping Jackass, alabastard, floundering meatstick, dork vader, insecurity jones, tower of need, Cowardly Giant, Jangling jerkweed, The Mayor of Needyville, Translucent Transgener, meth-addled ginger, dead eyed mope, tall glass of nothin', prancing egomaniac, made of farts, Henpecked Hambone, Mr. "Look at me, please look at me!"

Conan O'Brien is super dangersexy

by DanishLunch March 11, 2011

clan digger

A term used to describe an individual boning a member of the P-clan aka PATclan. In small Southern towns this can also refer to members of the p-clan's immediate family.

It is important to note that clan diggers should go the lights out, beer goggles, and double bag when jamming a member of the p-clan. If not possible then a cap in the dome piece will help.

Man, Brian just laid some PAT pipe ... what a clan digger.

by woody johnson November 27, 2006