rat’s dick

Something you would willingly give, on a par with giving a rat’s ass, when you care about someone or something.

Let me assure you, I don’t give a rat’s dick..

by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019

Gets my dick hard

Expression indicating the speaker's favorable opinion of that which is being evaluated

"Yo my dude, what do you think of the new edition of Madden?"
"It gets my dick hard. Gets my dick HARD."
"Yo mine too, baby. The changes to career mode are thoroughly excellent."

by catsandbeer.com October 2, 2007

Dick Ronald

A word used to call someone a dick but with a human characteristic.

"Daniel slept with Brok's mom"
"He is such a Dick Ronald.

by Omar, Josh, Daniel May 2, 2012

Windmill Dick Slap

When you propel your man meat in a circular motion mimicking that of a helicopter or a windmill. When inertia has reached its apex one may exert their cosmic dong clock onto un-expecting objects and/or bystanders. Perfected by Willy Nelson in the late 1980's, this of course inspiring his hit single "whip that sausage right round."

Slappee: Why does my head hurt?

Slapper: Well my good sir, due to the omega Windmill Dick Slap I had bestowed onto your forehead, you had slipped into a coma for 27 years 36 days only to be awoken by yet another Windmill Dick Slap to your forehead. And that my friend is why your head hurts.

by iHateTheUmbrellas June 22, 2011

conner dick

a true dick.

hes a conner dick

by aslop February 24, 2017

dead dick december

After no November comes dead dick December , this month of agonizing pain or joy consists of beating your meat the amount the date says , therefore if it were December 7th you’d beat your meat 7 times a day and if you make it to December 31st which means you beat your meat 31 times in a day your literally a “G” and probally dead inside but good luck and happy holidays , Christmas should be fun.

Man I don’t think my meat can take dead dick December any more I’m about to pass out

by Yuhguyty November 14, 2017

vacation dick

Penis of such large size, one can only take it as much as vacations.

I met a guy last night with the perfect vacation dick. But i cant take it again for a while.

by Daveguys June 16, 2016