Deuce Bag

Douche Bag + Two Timer

Someone who cheats even though they are seriously lucky to have one partner.

"Woah, I can't believe he cheated on such a nice girl when he is so fat and ugly."

"What a total deuce bag!"

by melanie car June 12, 2007

Deuce Fairy

A person who goes around dropping, hot steamy shits in computers.

Devin is a Deuce Fairy he deuced the chairman of the Computer Tech Department’s computer.

by James king May 31, 2004

sling a deuce

Same as dropping a deuce

"yo, hang out for a bit...i gotta sling a deuce

by Teh Sheik May 20, 2005

Double Deuces

Double Deuces are another way of saying 22s for a rim size. When you see, lets say a cutlass, it could be sittin on Double Deuces.

Darnell:"Yo check out them Double Deuces".

Sean:"Darnell, I had Double Deuces like them but better".

by w@Zgood March 31, 2009

Blast a Deuce

Take a dump

I am going to expolde if I dont Blast a Deuce soon!

by Trout Slayer 22 March 5, 2009

Golden Deuce

The perfect poop. Meaning, there's nothing to wipe. When one has the golden deuce, the toilet paper is completely clean after wiping.

I sat on the throne, and dropped a Golden Deuce. When I wiped, my ass was dry, and there was no dookie on the toilet paper.

by Derange-O October 4, 2013

Deuce Hole

Toilet, Crapper, John, Restroom etc.

We can go take team dumps in the deuce hole

by Belaes October 31, 2010