deeran

long johnson-sucking mother bitch fuck 🐑💨

bro u see deeran?? mother bitch fuck.

by imbetterthanallofu September 23, 2021

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Dirt Deer

Nature's Dirt Bike

What dirt bike would be if engines did not exist.

A medium sized deer with cleats. Capable of accelerating at high speeds and doing flips off ramps.

Antlers as handlebars.

Travis Pastrana just did a siccck back flip on his dirt deer. Thats gonna get him the gold medal.

by Banana Jim April 23, 2009

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Verb- Past tense of John-Deer. When a customer of a sex worker (a “John”) after obtaining & paying for services, runs the sex worker down with his car and takes the money back. The sex worker appearing like “a deer in headlights”.

I’m going to John-Deer the next whore that charges me more than $20 for anal.

Past tense- I John-Deered that whore when I realized she left a bloody slug trail on my seat.

by Mabel Scartooney December 5, 2018

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honey dater

An ethnic urban lady with sexy curves who likes to date older rich men and receives an allowance for her time and showing up on the date. Usually set in a luxurious setting like an upscale restaurant or high-end resort. Typically arranged through an agency to keep things on the up and up.

More evolved form of sugar dating.

I'm not on that sugar baby crap... I'm a honey dater now.

How did you get with that girl you was with last night at the party? She was super hot.

Honestly, she was my girlfriend for the night, a honey dater and I fuckin' love it. No headache, no stress just NSA fun. I'm going to meet up with her again this week, we going to be at Edgars get together. Can't get enough

by Tulips Envy June 22, 2019

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