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Turkish Delight

A both surprising and fun way to have fun with your female lover. Before intercourse state that you must go out to get some condoms and lubricant, then place your own fecal matter into a brown paper bag and give it to her. Your partner will open it only to find a pile of feces inside, then take the bag and smash it on her head or face and scream, "Turkish Delight!"
I gave my girlfriend a Turkish Delight last night, I'll probably never see her again, but it was damn worth it.
by The Shotputters April 25, 2007
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Dueling Swords

An uncommon male bonding activity where two men take a wee in the same John. It is an inherently risky activity, because a man risks feeling emasculated in the case that swords clash. This activity was shown in the movie Step Brothers.
Guy 1: Dude, you wanna do dueling swords?
Guy 2: Dude, you wanna get the hell out of here?
by sworddueler99 July 7, 2010
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deyling

An amazing person who is the best best friend u could ever have. She is pretty, kind, and will always be there for you. She may annoy sometimes and hit u but that’s what best friends do. You deal with them no matter what happens. If u ever know a girl named Deyling then keep here in your life. You will need her. Cherish all moments with her
Yo was that ur best friend Deyling.
Yeah she’s amazing and the best person I’ve ever met
by That Black guy27 April 17, 2019
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charcoal delight

fellatio performed immediately after smoking a cigarette
I heard the neighborhood hooker gave Jose a charcoal delight last night. Now that's what I call smoking pole!
by Don Gato August 28, 2008
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Smurfish Delight

An act performed in the art of the sixty-ninth discipline: This is when a man recieves a blumpkin while eating a blue waffle.
My day just doesn't go right if I don't start off with some smurfish delight.
by camelj9259 March 29, 2011
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Faggy Delight

During the climax of an otherwise normal sexual session, the male ejaculates in the females mouth and asks her to spit it up his asshole so he can enjoy a dirty creampie. Originated in Portland Oregon.
"Hey have you heard about Roger's new fetish? He tells me his girlfriend creampies him by performing a Faggy Delight."
by DirtyChando April 2, 2020
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Moaned in delight

Moaning happily because you are being fucked in the ass hard and dry
Last night I moaned in delight so much - said by Georgenotfound
by thatoneclownygurl October 17, 2021
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