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Barman's Curse

It started when I was about 19, working behind the bar at a sports centre for a Young Farmers do. I served the guy with a pint, and he said:

‘can you fit a scotch in there?’

‘Yes sure, no worries

‘Then why can’t you fill it up with beer?’

What a cunt. He got neither by the way, just a whispered ‘wanker’ into the top of his 7/8 pint of fosters.
Turn your back on the offending pisstank and whisper your worst barman's curse into the booze
by Torbaydos July 27, 2022
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the 1989 curse

the 1989 curse refers to when during the 1989 (SV) era, Taylor Swift was struggling mentally with an eating disorder. at the end of every show, she reportedly felt like she was going to pass out after every show. while this era was still going on (2014-2016), Kim K. called her a snake. on Taylors Instagram, twitter, and any social media platform she had, she was flooded with comments of the snake emoji.

now, during the 1989 (TV) era, during her era's tour in Rio de Janeiro in brazil, one of her fans sadly passed away. she almost passed out during one of her shows as well due to the intense heat in Brazil this past summer. she was crying in her hotel room when she found out some of her fans had died. Taylor was being called a snake again due to her not "giving her fans water" when it was not her fault. the venue refused to give out water to her fans, and when she was on stage, she was scanning the crowd. she called out water to a fan who needed it during her performance of all too well ten-minute version of the red era.

tl;dr both eras were highly successful, but she was criticized and canceled in both of them for things she didn't even mean to happen.
Person A: "did you hear about the 1989 curse?"
Person B: "no, i didnt, what is it?"
by princesspower781 January 5, 2024
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Curse of the Internet

The curse of the internet is a common phenomenon where internet users would put unprofessional, horny, derogatory, racist, or generally nonsensical imagery/text in a public sharing non-social media website.
"I've been studying how everyone on the internet behaves, they've always been like this, I dub this the Curse of the Internet, as I couldn't find a better name for this."
by tentilol February 12, 2022
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Alexa Curse

If you hang around a girl named Alexa, she is cursed with the knowledge of being ass at basketball only making one to two shots a day. Apparently, the curse can spread to many other people, only the ones playing around her or with her will be affected the affected range is about a half-court away from people.
1.) "oh shit, you got the Alexa curse lmao"
by Mikiischill December 10, 2018
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pygmy curse

Is a curse you say out loud ,by name, when you want to put a stop to something happening.
I said,"Pygmy Curse" before the opponent team had a chance to score another point
by Catwoman😻. February 20, 2025
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Monke Curse

When a person sends a monke emoji on any platform, he/she will become sick due to the old ancient curse.
Person 1: Look at this :monke: (Emoji)
Person 2: NO!!!!
Person 1: "Sick due to Monke Curse"
by Gamblersheaven January 12, 2021
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Pharaoh's Curse

when you put fundip in your urethra and shoot it out with your nut
by BBC the 3rd December 26, 2023
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