cracker jacked

when a black persons car gets jacked by a white person

hey DeAndre did you see Terrel get cracker jacked

by gfeuighfjkesh October 14, 2011

Cracker Player

A white girl who can get anything she wants but won't commit to anything.

Stop lying , you cracker player!

by sixty six and no more March 3, 2021

Cracker Attack

When someone has had enough of you being all up in their space, and smashes a cracker in your face.

YOU JUST GOT CRACKER ATTACKED!

by blaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh October 22, 2010

Cracker boobs

The white not tan portions of a woman's boobs under their swimsuits while the rest of them is tan.

Jesse wore a bikini so much this summer now she has cracker boobs

by M1dgetonst1lts January 2, 2017

Nut Cracker

When you get hit in the your balls so hard that they crack.

If Karam doesn’t stop harassing Dalia she’s going to give him a Nut Cracker

by The_Ulimate_Noob November 12, 2020

Cracker Macking

Cracker - slang word referring to a white person
Macking - the process of flirting with the opposite gender at different social gatherings: party, bar, etc.

When you're a non-Caucasian minority person in an area, be it on an island, in a city, or at any place, and you find yourself surrounded by lots of white people, and you want to go flirt with/hit on them.

Refers to the act of going out to flirt with women who are Caucasian.

Yo, it's Friday night and lots of girls out. Let's go cracker mackin'.

Time for some cracker macking!

I'm gonna go cracker mack tonight. You wanna come along?

I was in the middle of cracker macking last night, and this really hot asian chick walked in the room. I was sold!

by Tristan321 February 5, 2015

Jesus Crackers

Communion bread. Only funnier and truer. Best used in the context of satirizing Christianity and in humoring the physical appearance of the bread.

Friend: "I went to church today"
Friend 2: "Ouu what'd you do?"
Friend: "We heard a homily and prayed and received communion!"
Friend 2: "yOu mEan yOu aTe jEsuS cRackErs"

by the Dan Dan that Can Can April 13, 2020