by iamanthonydean June 16, 2020
Get the Covid Consciousmug. A provisional name given to the natural circumstances related to the virus causing COVID-19, SARS-CoV-2. It relates to the mutation nature of the original strain in the form of how viral organisms being to cause replication errors over time (especially prevalent when having many hosts which exponentially increases the mutation rate) into when the new mutated form of the virus becomes more transmissible or even resistant to current antibodies, treatments, and vaccinations, to which it begins to outcompete other forms of the same virus to become a variant through a process known as natural selection. These variants are most commonly due to an inequity within the distribution of vaccination regimens to prevent COVID-19 and severe symptoms and death. Large wide-scale inoculations will curve this effect until herd immunity is achieved.
Medical Journal: “The new variant of SARS-CoV-2 is thought to be more transmissible.”
The Public: “It’s COVID-21.”
The Public: “It’s COVID-21.”
by MedicinePlus July 6, 2021
Get the COVID-21mug. The universally proffered excuse for failing to show up for work, meet a project deadline or generally suck at meeting the current demands of existence.
Wasn't that work product due 2 weeks ago?
Are you coming to work today?
Why is your mortgage payment 3 weeks late?
Universal response: Cain't, I'm on COVID.
Are you coming to work today?
Why is your mortgage payment 3 weeks late?
Universal response: Cain't, I'm on COVID.
by YAWA January 27, 2022
Get the I'm on COVIDmug. The person you hang out with frequently during the pandemic. If either one of you gets covid, the other one will definitely get it as well.
Person 1: 'Wanna share a cigarette?'
Person 2: 'No way man, that's not Corona-proof at all!'
Person 1: 'Whatever, you're my covid-bitch anyway.'
Person 2: 'And you're mine.'
Person 2: 'No way man, that's not Corona-proof at all!'
Person 1: 'Whatever, you're my covid-bitch anyway.'
Person 2: 'And you're mine.'
by TraumaTranny October 24, 2020
Get the Covid-bitchmug. When someone at work wants some time off and fakes symptoms of COVID (temp, cough, congestion) in order to get extended days off. Usually done around holidays or other days off. Remarkably when they person tests negative and has to return to work they have symptoms for the first hour of work; then forget to fake it later and sound perfectly fine later in the shift.
by Nature nerd January 5, 2021
Get the COVID vacamug. I should have asked him to be my Covid Companion. Self-isolating alone during the Covid-19 Pandemic is lonely.
by hornygirl2 May 11, 2020
Get the Covid Companionmug. When traces of the coronavirus has been found on the packaging of imported squid, which prompted the authorities to alert anyone who has bought it to get themselves tested.
Although there is no evidence of the virus being spread by food or packaging, however, authorities in China are taking no chances with Covid-🦑 when they encourage everyone who has bought or eaten imported squid to go for a Covid test.
by Fasters September 21, 2020
Get the Covid-🦑mug.