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covid ear

The annoying ache behind the ear caused by a mask band. This is in the wake of the covid 19 virus caused by idiots in china.
by jimmybomm July 31, 2020
mugGet the covid earmug.

COVID vaca

When someone at work wants some time off and fakes symptoms of COVID (temp, cough, congestion) in order to get extended days off. Usually done around holidays or other days off. Remarkably when they person tests negative and has to return to work they have symptoms for the first hour of work; then forget to fake it later and sound perfectly fine later in the shift.
"They were complaining they couldn't get a day off so they took a "COVID vaca".
by Nature nerd January 5, 2021
mugGet the COVID vacamug.

Covid-25

Rare medical condition in which you have a micro-penis.
"I just got diagnosed with covid-25, not sure why they had to stick something up my nose to find that out.
by Namelessyeti April 16, 2020
mugGet the Covid-25mug.

covid test

When you fart under the covers, if you can smell it or taste it your negative
Went for a covid test and they gave me a blanket, and told to go in the back and fart under it. I was so nervous till I tasted my shit. I was so relieved I didn't have the virus
by CandyFrank October 28, 2021
mugGet the covid testmug.

Covid Conscious

Being aware of your surroundings and cautious of covid-19
Dave wears his mask and stays 6 feet away from others because he is covid conscious
by iamanthonydean June 16, 2020
mugGet the Covid Consciousmug.

Covid-Shaming

The act of placing blame or shame on someone who has tested positive for Covid, implying they weren’t safe enough or didn’t take proper precautions. Causing a person to feel guilty for unknowingly exposing others.
Covid-Shaming = Shame on them for getting Covid! Because of their stupidity and selfishness, I have to quarantine!
by Jaimyturnbull January 2, 2021
mugGet the Covid-Shamingmug.

Covid-Warrior

This group of people look a lot like the simp, white knight, social warrior, etc.

These are people who normally don’t do much in their lives but that once confined in their homes (because of the Covid-19, Coronavirus), they will feel compelled to complete certain useless tasks that have never been done in their lives or that they will do on very few occasions throughout their lives. Or on the contrary, they will perform certain tasks many times when normally not.

They have too much time in front of them and they don’t know how to manage their time.

They are also way too positive about the situation even though they shouldn't.

We can describe this group as very irritating.
Look at this Covid-Warrior on his fifth walk in less than an hour. Normally he never walks outside.

My neighbour is a Covid-Warrior, he keeps saying that everything is going to be fine.

My 40-year-old aunt drew a rainbow with the sentence below “It’s going to be fine!”. She’s a Covid-Warrior.

My grandmother bought 50 packs of toilet papers. She emptied the entire store, she’s a Covid-Warrior.

This Covid-Warrior doesn’t stop sharing several publications of positive attitudes towards coronavirus on Facebook.
by Va-Chiier-Caliss April 6, 2020
mugGet the Covid-Warriormug.

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