Covfefe

(n.) A word representing any and all of the self-absolving, meaningless doublespeak uttered by Donald Trump, Kellyanne Conway or the rest of the goons serving in the Vichy Administration whenever they try to justify their incomprehensible ineptitude.

That's a good question, Anderson Cooper, and I'm not going to answer it. Instead, I'm going to tell you about covfefe.

by oopsiedoopsie June 1, 2017

Covfefe

What your doctor or physician prescribes if you have a bad case of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS)

Ask your doctor if covfefe is right for you.

by Barney Gumbo August 1, 2020

Covfefe

When you accidentally do something wrong, but cover it up by doing something else.

Donald Trump's presidency was a big covfefe

by Fappy duck June 2, 2017

covfefe

Covfefe is the name for the brew of shit flavored kookaid created by little donny trump

Have you had your daily serving of covfefe today?

by memorybully June 5, 2017

Covfefe

Covfefe is a code word for the crusty residue left on a blue dress after adulterous sodomy.

K. Starr is famous for presenting the covfefe covered blue dress to congress.

by seventhrowscreamer June 1, 2017

Covfefe

Covfefe was first used in a Donald Trump tweet which has since been deleted. It seems to mean something like "cough-cough-bs."

Don't believe anything that fools tells you! He's full of covfefe.

by cjmoles June 3, 2017

Covfefe

Covfefe litterally just means conference

At the negative press covfefe = Conference

by God'sBeleiver June 12, 2018