Swirl Cone Tuesday

Swirl cone Tuesday is when the girl shows up for her foot rub in striped leggings. That's basically the green light for fckn

I was gonna rub her feet, but she went all swirl cone tuesday on me in those striped leggings?

by Its natural just go with it March 10, 2020

Twist cone

Getting a blowjob from one person while simultaneously getting a rimjob from another person.

Dude. I took took these chicks home last night and totally got a twist cone.

by Pastor Chad May 30, 2022

Cone Artist

Someone who steals a traffic cone off the road and tries to sell it.

Bloke 1: "Is that guy selling stolen building equipment?"
Bloke 2: "What a cone artist."

by SteamUser24632332 September 14, 2021

Man Cone

the shape your pants take on when harboring a boner

Sam: Please tell me you and Jen hooked up.

Cole: Do you see my man cone?

by 9999999999999999999999999666 September 30, 2011

Cone of Uncertainty

The area where a hurricane is predicted to make landfall. Shaped like a cone because of the variable nature of weather

#1: Dude, the cone of uncertainty is right over New Orleans.
#2: Fuck that, those dipshit meteorologists always get it wrong.
#1: I don't know man, sounds like Hurrication

by elliotneal October 27, 2008

cone nipples

probably the weirdest shit ive ever seen in my life but id probably still fuck

tory cruse has cone nipples but i still want to fuck her

by Lazy Susan's asscheeks January 29, 2017

Cone

A shortened version of pinecone.

When someone is being, or has been, a total idiot. An absolute fuckwit.

Susan: fails to observe a red light and slams into the back another vehicle
Jane: Susan YOU ABSOLUTE CONE, why the hell did you jump that red light??!!

by HellionSlavePet January 20, 2022