commuzication

Commuzication actually is the same as communication (the process of exchanging information) with the only difference that exactly musical expressions are taken as the main common system of symbols instead of words. Though some forms of conventional communication such as gestures or eye contact frequently could be used.

The ultimate sample of true commuzication - the CD album of Greg Mathieson, Michael Landau, Abraham Laboriel, Vinnie Colaiuta "LIVE AT THE BAKED POTATO 2000"

by Muzicator December 16, 2004

commodify

verb
To turn into a commodity; has a dehumanizing effect.

Prostitution commodifies women's bodies.

Dating shows commodify people and relationships.

As soon as I get out of college, the capitalist system will commodify my knowledge.

by euphoniouseyes April 14, 2008

Commission Breath

Verbal behavior of always being in a selling mode.

Jim is always trying to sell you something. He scares people away with his commission breath.

by "John" Jack Cutone January 5, 2009

Commuter Cancer

Weight gain and late onset diabetes caused by drinking large amounts of soda and eating junk food during a long commute. Other symptoms may include excess chins and front butt.

"John can't come to the buffet this weekend, he got commuter cancer."

by meter76 February 9, 2009

commentvation

when two or more people have conversation on your status post, photo or anything commentable on facebook, whoever has commented then gets numerous notifications

Ben: I have loads of notifications, but none about me

Paul:Oh maybe someone's having a commentvation on your photo

by sawyersboy October 1, 2009

Communicatering

Unlike genuine communication, where an element of desire to transfer unbiased information or fact can fundamentally exist, communicatering refers exclusively to the subversive generation of biased information (catering, e.g. charming) with a strict intention to influence consumer, popular, institutional or individual opinion for the purpose of the beneficial gain to group or organization initiating such rhetoric. Communicatering, by virtue of its intention and the necessity of its intended efficacy, is almost always disguised as righteousness, prudence, wisdom, innocent concern, temperance, justice, or at worst, Science.

Politicians, bankers, the rich, even a simple blog like Brainbooger.com, they seldom utter a genuine or sincere word, instead they're communicatering, disguising a secret contempt that comes from an ultimate belief that all men are NOT created equal, and that a good line of bullshit is what’s needed to keep the animals off the dinner table.

by BrainBooger.com December 7, 2009

commercial raped

-verb
a) When a commercial precedes a video and you cannot pause, fast forward, or click out of it.
b) When are forced to watch commercial endorsements, no matter how much you want it to stop.

While watching my favorite episode of South Park on Hulu, I was commercial raped by Comedy Central.

by yazzi_2k April 12, 2010