cold as shit

an expression; a very low temperature as compared to the teperature of a dog turd on a cold day. Usually measured on the vaginal:testical ratio temperature scale.

Holy fuck, it's cold as shit out there today! Man, quit being a pussy.

by Emperor Zeek January 8, 2014

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cold-hearted

someone who doesn't really care about anyone and is kind of mean

"wow that was a cold-hearted comment."

by lowkey_lilyyyy May 1, 2020

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an extreme act, both in perversion and its soiling nature on one's carpet. One partner urinates into the mouth of the other, who's mouth is freshly stocked with ice. The result is a tangy sensation of flavor.

Baby, go get some ice from the freezer and open wide. It's cold lenny time!

by Captain Sexy July 8, 2004

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Cold as Mold

Temperatures so low that the only way to express them is through the use of this nonsensical, rhyming simile.

Weatherman: The windchill could cause temperatures to drop to -35 degrees tonight.

Soulja Boy Tell 'Em: Shit, it's gonna be cold as mold for my Nobel Peace Prize ceremony.

by crw86 February 18, 2010

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cold cut cosby carl combo

a Cold Carl, whilst getting a Cosby sweater. you can receive them in any order, and you can get or give them. and can be received with or with out cheese.

"dude she was a freak!"
"how?"
"she gave me a Cold Cut Cosby Carl Combo!"
"omg no!"

by Pimp'o'hot carls April 18, 2010

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