close-minded

Any FFVII fanboys is close-minded

Normal person: There's no best game...
close-minded person: FFVII is the shit, it owns every other game in the world. Sephiroth owns all!

by Sabin Figaro December 14, 2008

close, but no bananas

a variation of the more familiar, 'close, but no cigar.'

the little known phrase spawned from a conversation between a group of intellects in a small neighborhood bar on a weeknight. however, its true origin would be the confused mind of Meredith.

traditionally a phrase used by competing golfers. the new variation has yet to be clearly defined, but is assumed to be condescending.

Guy: Wait, isn't this song a Rolling Stones cover?
Girl: Um close, but no bananas
Guy: ...???

by G&T2009 January 31, 2009

Close-up face-off

An instance in movies or TV shows when two people face off for an argument and the shot zooms in on one's face and then the other's. It continually switches back and forth. A shorter series of shots can be used for drama. While a strangely long series of shots is usually used for comedy. Sometimes the shots slowly become closer to the target's eyes as they switch between the two subjects.

Person 1: Where are you going?
Person 2: Home.
Person 1: You're not going anywhere!
*Close-up face-off*

by RalphusAdolphus July 16, 2008

clogin

A dacne peformed by rednecks living in the mountains.

Ma and Pa went to the barn dance to do a little clogin.

by ttim_1 August 15, 2005

close crapper

Someone who decides to occupy the stall next to you even though there is an empty one two stalls away. And then proceeds to let the fireworks happen.

No matter what time of day he went to the bathroom, Ross couldn't seem to escape that close crapper from accounting.

by Cube Dweller July 10, 2009

Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind

When you almost get caught jacking off.

Billy: My sister almost walked in on me masturbating.
Fred: Guess you could call that "A Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind".
Billy: Damn it Fred, you're not funny.

by AcneAndAnthrax May 4, 2015

close business

To have sex with a female

"Yo Nick did you close business with that chick last week?"
"Na bro, she was on the rag"

by Cletus93 April 21, 2017