ClintMcCance

Homophobic douchebag who takes joy in suicides and clinical depression in young GLBT teenage boys and girls.

This religious asshole, Fred Phelps, was talking about how happy we was to see that gay kid at Rutgers killed himself, like that was a good thing. I tell you, he was the original ClintMcCance.

by Nova1967 October 29, 2010

Clinton Eyes

Giving the look of professionalism with a hint of "I want to penetrate your holes," in your eyes.

Clinton Eyes Clinton Eyes Bill Sex Rape

by Sidewinder727 November 18, 2010

clepto inebriato

A person that, following the mass consumption of alcohol, turns into a compulsive thief. When sober, the clepto inebriato knows that stealing is wrong and would never do it. The thievery usually occurs soon after crossing the line between "wasted" and "blackout". Because of this, clepto inebriatos usually wake up to various possessions in their bed. These possessions typically include trophies, sunglasses, shot glasses, half full liquor bottles, and most commonly, shirts.

Once a clepto inebriato, always a clepto inebriato.

Samantha: Do you know anyone missing a bow tie or a fake fruit basket?

Kristy: No, why?

Samantha: Well, I guess I went all clepto inebriato again last night and took some stuff from that party. I just woke and I had all this random stuff on my dresser.

by Maniels November 1, 2011

cleptogyniac

Cleptogyniac: A sexually promiscuous man that is only attracted to married or attached women. He will usually feel a compulsion to steal such a woman away from her current partner, only to dump her shortly afterwards.

Hey dude, if you don't stop flirting with all the player's wives, folks are going to think you're a cleptogyniac.

by Time to Eat December 5, 2013

Cleptolingual

A pathological word/phrase thief.

Katie: That girl is a hot mess! She's like a busted can of biscuits.
Kelli: A busted can of biscuits? LOL. I'm legit about to be a Cleptolingual and use that phrase!!

by Spec1al K February 10, 2014

Clintoning

The act of eating anything that is expired or unclaimed in a publicly used refrigerator.

Did someone clean out the fridge or was somebody clintoning last night.

by Dirkala January 17, 2016

clinton scarf

When you get choked by Clinton while you blow him

I gave her a Clinton Scarf for our anniversary

by gorgorgorilla May 3, 2016